What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
