kristin has been a bad kristin
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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