goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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