Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Screwed.edu
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
