Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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