i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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