You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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