Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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