the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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