Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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