I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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