He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Randomize