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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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