I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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