I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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