I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sext me about skeletons
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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