the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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