At least make sure they are 18
Why
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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