Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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