Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
