we're blogging at a bar
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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