We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
