A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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