Its about making memories worth repressing
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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