Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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