STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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