your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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