We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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