I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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