Pappa wants mamma naked
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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