She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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