Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
