I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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