god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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