I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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