K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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