There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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