I don't remember. Are we still dating?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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