i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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