this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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