i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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