i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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