Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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