I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize