I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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