Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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