Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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