I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
