Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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