This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
