So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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