Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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