I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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