Jerry, you need to find god
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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