what if I'm pregnant?
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well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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