Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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