I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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