And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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